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duelo entre un 996t y una derbi varian

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  1. amj911rsr

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    iba un 996t por la autopista a200km por hora yse le acerca una derbi varian de telepizza le da unos golpecitos en el cristal y le dice ¡ oye me das fuego! el del coche se le queda mirando con cara deasco pisa el acelerador y se pone a 250km alos dos minutos se le vuelve a poner el de la derbi varian al lado y le dice ¡ me das fuego mamon! el del coche le vuelve a mirar con cara de asco vuelve a pisar el acelerador a fondo y se pone a 300km x hora y a los cinco minutos viene el de la derbi varian con el gualdabarros levantao por el aire .tirando aceite por todos los lados y con lagrimas en los ojos del frio le da en el cristal y le dice ! oye mamon me vas a dar fuego o que ¡ el del coche abre la ventana y le dice ! te vas a matar ¡ y el de la derbi le dice ! no si fumo muy poco¡ para mi amigo TIZON
     
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    Me lo has contado un montón de veces pero cada vez me rio más!!!

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    Y cuando lleguen a 350 le va a oír con el ruido del aire??????????????
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    No me lo sabía.

    Voy corriendo a comprarme una derbi :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth:
     
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    muy bueno
     
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    jajajajajaja Muy bueno!!! :[applause]
     
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    :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: :Smiling Face With Open Mouth: Alonso eres un máquina tio,
    Esta tarde estoy con David y me dice descojonandose,que has visto lo que te ha puesto Alonso y le digo ,no,que si no me ha dado tiempo a ver ningún post,y me dice,te vas a hinchar de reir,y la verdad no se ha equivocao,:Thumb:

    Los derbi variant parecen que no ,pero andar andan,por mi barrio hace años hubo una racha en el que los chavales les montaban los motores de las honditas de 125 ,le montaban la horquilla con freno de disco, las hurrican ,y para terminar un 48 dell órton , un rotor y el tavi y eso volaba,parecia un mosquito,el patrol de los civiles por aquel entonces sólo llegaba a los 140 y no los cogian:D ,ahora esos chavales van en tdis,lo que es la vida
     
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    Muy bueno, pero no sabía que Tïzon fumaba tanto :D
     
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    ostias tintin con lo que te gusan losduelos y no lo has leido
     
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    Si es que la "Derivados de Bicicleta""Alias DERBI" es mucha derbi.
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