"BMW Drivers Get Most Sex “BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers… The German magazine Men’s Car found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after. Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.” — Reuters (UK) At first sight, this story makes you want to rush out and buy a BMW. “Get me some of that action!” You imagine that every time you stop at a red light, a supermodel tries to carjack you and hump your brains out. But on reflection, you realize there are a few different ways to interpret the data. The story doesn’t say that BMW owners attract more lovers. Rather, it says they have more sex — and this could be for any variety of reasons. Maybe BMWs just happen to appeal to a demographic that is more sexually active. Maybe they have big back seats that can accomodate a roadside quickie. The surprise here is that Porsche drivers have less sex. You would think the Porsche would be a pretty sexy car — a magnet for the type of babes who are impressed by wheels. But then maybe that’s a myth and the only people who buy Porsches are the guys who really do believe it will help to get them laid — which would mean that Porsche owners have less sex for the simple reason that, with or without their cars, they are simply unappetizing to the opposite sex." PD: Juanki, menos guasas, que te veo la cara...
Información complementaria: The most driving nation is the Americans. The not only drive, but also eat, sleep, work and have sex in their cars. And the tendency is that american habits spread across Europe as well. One British insurance company has recently decided to find out which car is considered to be the most popular for sex. The results of the poll are a bit shocking. 68% from 4 thousands respondents had sex in a car at least once. 6% told that they damaged their cars while having sex in motion. The first place is occupied by Volvo Estate, not a model actually, but the generalization of all universals by Volvo. It was discovered that Volvo cars are very convenient for such things. The second place is taken by Mercedes Sprinter. No comments! If you have a cargo version without seats, it is simply perfect. The roof is also very high. The respectable third place is occupied by a hippie-times VW Camper. These decorated with flowers and “Piece” emblems cars still appear on the roads of Europe and remind us of the rebellious times. The 4th place is a surpise actually, because it is occupied by a BMW 3-series saloon. Not very huge, is it? But according to the latest polls BMW are the most sexually appealing cars. The 6th and the 8th place are taken by Audi TT and Porsche Carrera. It’s a bit shocking as well. Both cars are tiny sports legends! But the thing is that no woman can resist the owner of such a car. So you see, it is easy for them to find a partner, and how you use the small space inside a car is just a matter of training. Here is the list of most popular cars for sex: Volvo universal Mercedes Benz Sprinter VW Camper BMW 3 Series saloon Ford Escort Audi TT Land Rover Discovery Porsche Carrera VW Golf Ford Focus O sea, que la conclusión es que se pilla poco con un porsche, pero el que pilla se lo monta directamente en el coche,con gran riesgo de estropearlo si se lo monta en movimiento... La única, alternativa, amigos míos, es ligar (lo poco que se pueda, según la ciencia estadística) con el Porsche y llevarse al ligue corriendo a un Volvo como el mío, que es más grande, seguro y habla de gente responsable dispuesta a sentar la cabeza... Con lo que por fin descubro, mira que debía de ser el inconsciente, el por qué de esta combinación automovilística que tengo... :D jm orgulloso poseedor a lo largo de los últimos quince años de cuatro de los diez top-ten para retorcerse la columna... o sea, que el que falla debo de ser yo, o bien otro se ha dedicado a pulirse a sus ligues en mis coches :confused:
Yo es que me las ligo con el :[porsche] y luego les enseño mi SEISCIENTILLOS y se vuelven "locas" por él y claro no formo parte de las estadisticas. En fin, que se le va a hacer.
Lo de Porsche tiene una explicación, te da tanta satisfacción conducirlo que ya no piensas en "eso". BMW no te da lo que necesitas y lo vas a buscar al lado oscuro (hehehehhehehehe )
No me jorobéis contestando a este hilo, que luego lo ven las parientas en la primera posición y pasa lo que pasa.. :D :D De todas formas algo de razón debe de llevar, porque antes pensaba sólo en ESO y ahora pienso en ESO y en PORSCHE. En cualquier caso, yo ya he tranquilizado a mi chica, si tiene celos del coche, la diré que a partir de ahora la trataré igual que a mi 911..:cool:
Pues imagínate si además te pillas un 911: una media de 3.6 (2.1 + 1.4) veces a la semana, TODO UN POTRO!!!!! (yo tampoco lo vendo Juanki...:D :D :D ) SALUDOS!!!
